5 of the Worst Dog Inventions

Last week we made a post about 5 of the Greatest Dog Inventions, now it’s time for the worst.  It was a bit difficult to narrow this list down to only 5, but I think we have put together the worst of the worst, take a look.

Rear Gear – A direct quote from their website – “Rear Gear is a fun and enchanting way of covering your pet’s rear while boosting their confidence!” Basically this a coaster-like cardboard cut out that covers your dog’s butt for a few seconds before being chewed off or removed by someone with more sense then the dog’s owner.  If seeing your dog’s bung hole bothers you that much, maybe you shouldn’t have a dog. (it seems that the company’s website has been taken down as of 12/10).

Puppoose – There are several companies that make these types of products, and I can’t figure out why.  The Puppoose, and other similar products, acts as a restraint system that allows you to strap your dog to your body and show everyone how exactly how much you enjoy throwing your money away, and how you refuse to let your dog’s feet touch the ground.  Last time I checked, leashes were for dogs and papoose type product were for babies, two very different species.

The Poop Trap – (Note: the website for this product has disappeared since the publication of this article.)  This is an elaborate system of harnesses, clips, and bags that dangles right below your dog’s rear in hopes that it will magically stay in place perfect enough to catch your dog’s solid waste.  I hate picking up poop more then the next guy, but you have to weigh your options here:  hold your breath while picking up poop or embarrass the heck out of your dog (and then hold your breath while picking up poop).  Thanks Janeen for suggesting this item.

Pet Peeker -  This is a bubble-like window that allows your dog to look outside of the fence that surrounds your yard.  Not only can this possibly encourage fence fighting and boundary frustration, but it also fends off invitations to neighborhood gatherings, social groups, and parties by announcing to everyone that you and your dog are not ready for real social interaction.  It reminds me of a window you would see in a submarine.

Hot Doll for Dogs – (Note: the website for this product has disappeared since the publication of this article.) The Hot Doll is a sex toy for your dog.  That’s right, a sex toy for your dog.  The Hot Doll website boasts about the product’s attractive curves and stability.  And get this, it even has a removable back door opening thingy to make things more realistic!  No further snarky sarcastic comments needed.

I am all for innovation and creative problem solving, but I think these products all missed their marks.  But if I am missing constructive functional attributes of these products, please let me know.  What else do you think belongs on this list?

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